Thursday, 20 July 2017

Mini Review: After Earth (2013) #badmovies

After Earth
2013
Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction






A sci-fi family story conceived in such a dreary and overly serious way without much payoff, a father and his teenage son are stranded on Earth, 1,000 years after surviving an asteroid storm and the pair must work together to have any chance of returning home. 

Sitting through this movie, I struggled to come up with anything remotely positive about After Earth: a film that one expects to be a sci-fi hit, but misses the mark in practically more ways than one and the way it is conceived by Shyamalan, whose intentions and direction here and with The Last Airbender, is so often misguided, as well as beggars belief. 

What's with the weird accents from Jaden and Will Smith? Their voices sound terrible when they speak and the acting is stiff and passionless. Will is too intense, broody, passive and serious and the idea of an alien that only ''sees'' by smelling, is beyond a farce. The thing with this film is director M. Night Shyamalan wants the audience to take this film seriously and to heavily invest interest in the characters, but how can we when it is so ridiculous as it is? 

No doubt Will Smith is one of Hollywood's biggest movie stars, but for say Ali and Bad Boys 1, I've yet to truly love any film he has done. Loved his TV work on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but disappointed at some, or be it most of his film projects. 

The non-American accents by the other characters in this film are also laughable. Poor acting, boring story, a boring film actually that not only made me switch off numerous times, but it is devoid of genuine and good action, thrills, tension and excitement. Plus, it is so hokey. After 30 mins, I switched it off completely. 

This is a big Willie train wreck from a director, who was once compared to Steven Spielberg and Alfred Hitchcock. 



Is It Worth Seeing?


Dear no 



Overall:

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Movie Review: Precious (2009)

Precious
2009
Cast: Gabourey Sidibe, Mo'Nique, Paula Patton, Mariah Carey, Sheri Shepherd, Lenny Kravitz
Genre: Drama
Worldwide Box Office Gross: over $63 million

Plot: In New York City's Harlem circa 1987, an overweight, abused illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child is invited to enrol in an alternative school, in the hopes that her life can head in a new direction






'Raises So Many Questions, However Daniels's Answers Are Mostly In Vain' 

Lee Daniels's film in Precious, courtesy of the backing by Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry made huge waves at the Sundance Festival back in 2009 and it was hyped to the max and was hailed by a number of movie critics. 

Clareace 'Precious' Jones is 16 years old and an underprivileged teen, who lives in squalor in a Harlem apartment she shares with her abusive mother, has a light-skinned boyfriend of whom her mother disapproves, is overweight, she was raped by her mother's boyfriend and ended up giving birth to their child, and now she's pregnant with their second child. You couldn't make this up - no, scratch that, it is made up and it is all based on fiction. But still, this is harrowing stuff, nevertheless; certainly, these elements were a stark reminder of how sad and desolate this film is. After enrolling in a special school, Precious plans to turn her life around for herself and to see it as her ticket out of her dire situation. For 1 hr, 50 mins, the film is not devoid of events and scenes occurring in Precious Jones's life in Precious. From stealing food in a fried chicken shop, throwing up afterwards, being hit with a frying pan aimed by her mother and being sexually assaulted by her mother's boyfriend. The movie's title seems to set up Precious Jones as this special person. The film's trailer gives off the impression that this would be a film of inspirational hope and sappiness. But in fact, it is not quite the mawkish and moody film it has been touted. 

There is a tone that evokes a viciousness and verging on the state of being morbid and the film treads a middle ground. The language in the incessant usage of B-words and F-words is harsh, there is a scene where Precious is at a fried chicken shop, steals a bucket of chicken and runs off. A scene that many people will find insulting and which reinforces stereotypes of Blacks and African-Americans, as well as the scene where Precious finds out she has AIDS. The Black & White Minstrel Show and days of Birth of A Nation are clearly over - if this was a White director in charge who had scenes where Blacks were stealing and eating fried chicken, or a black girl being raped by her faceless monster of a father, there would be an uproar in the Black community. Had Precious also had a bottle of Kool Aid and a piece of watermelon on her, that would have really riled people up. Precious was no angel, but of course, that doesn't excuse the level of physical abuse she had gone through. Although, most people were also taken aback by how all the light-skinned characters here were depicted as 'saviours' and for rescuing Precious, a poor Black teen from her situation. Me personally, I didn't think much of this accusation, because I didn't pay much attention to it. 

The story is unreal and as fictional as it is, the performances by the likes of Mon'ique and Mariah Carey are what saves this film from being forgettable because the direction of this film is too one-dimensional and hardly thought-provoking. As much as it tries to be like that. Character development is barely minimal, as Lee Daniels seeks to rely on shock scenes and of Precious's sad, sorry and unfortunate predicament to drum up interest. 

This is an emotionally manipulative movie that plays on the audiences' emotions and seeks to extract that out of us, but of which it does this by confirming and exploiting the very stereotypes that Blacks and African Americans and ethnic minorities have been rallying against, for years. To say Precious dispels racist stereotypes is an underestimation. I can now see why some Blacks were offended by this film - Lee Daniels tries to fool audiences into making us feel sorry for Precious, which to some extent we, or I do: it's the intent of Daniels to rely on sob stories, as well as rather demeaning racist cliches associated with, or be it people link African Americans and Blacks in general with, that really upset a lot of people. & understandably, they had every right to make that clear. 

I also felt that in some ways, even though this film is about the lead character, most of the time, Precious's human side just wasn't fully explored and addressed properly; but for all her dreams, aspirations, self-image, her poor living conditions, I came away from this film thinking that Lee Daniels and the screenwriter dropped the ball with this aspect & they didn't do more with it, even though I wanted to know more about this character. 

But still, this movie was still compelling to watch and that is down to the performances, more than for any other reason. 

Despite Mariah Carey and Monique's impressive performances, Precious is lacking in identity as a film and feels very ordinary and the revelationary story line that the film was alluding to, just wasn't that mind blowing. Add to that also, the editing in this movie is muddled and sloppily done. Thankfully, it ended nicely and as I'd had envisioned it to be. 





Final Verdict

To say I was moved throughout or in places during this movie is something I'd disagree with. I never felt that way as I sat through Precious. The exaggerations were cartoonish and the writer and the director did go a bit overboard with this one. I'd also question its best picture nomination at the Sundance Festival, but then again, I've always been in two minds over award ceremonies & the films they opt for, anyhow. Withstanding all of this, I cannot deny that this film was watchable, as much as I do question some or most of the aspects and flaws of it. 


Had it not been for the impressive performances, the film would never have warranted all the attention it had received, I suppose. 


For Precious, it's a movie that tries to get a reaction out of audiences and to play the sympathy card, rather than making strides towards a more thorough and less abrasive narrative. 




Overall:



Saturday, 15 July 2017

Retro Review: Five Superfighters (1979) #Hongkongcinema

Five Superfighters (Tong San ng Foo)
1979
Cast: Austin Wai, Hau Chiu Sing, Tony Lung, Kuan Feng, Wu Yuen Chun
Genre: Martial Arts

Plot: Three martial arts students and their teacher are beaten up badly by a wandering man who proclaims himself a ''corrector of bad Kung Fu''. Determined to avenge their teacher & regain their honour, the three students all go their separate ways to find kung fu masters who will take them as students.






'Super Shaw Bros Showing'

I stumbled upon this rare Cantonese Hong Kong offering from the Shaw Brothers: 5 Superfighters is an action flick that harkens back to the days of traditional Chinese martial arts through kung fu films of the 1950s and 1960s in Hong Kong cinema. Shaw Brothers movies tend to be in the Mandarin dialect but after finding the Cantonese dub with English subtitles, I knew I had to see this one.

This is a fight-filled extravaganza, full of extraordinary kung fu fights on show and moves executed with flair, precision, speed and technical skill. It's non-stop with the fight sequences and of which barely pause for one second. The fluidity in which the moves all flow together is so seamless, and also lightning fast. The plot sees an old master and his 3 apprentices learn kung fu in various forms in order to prepare for their confrontation with an evil bully, who had previously defeated them and to exact their revenge. We get to see each fighter perfecting their own style of kung fu during their training scenes and when they get together to take on their adversary, it's great to watch also. 

In the style of Drunken kung fu fighting, Five Superfighters never lets up from the first minute to the last.

The plot is not much to ponder, but the uttered dialogue maintained my interest, in addition to the good performances. Five Superfighters is in many respects a stupendous old-school style martial arts movie that as basic as both its formula and structure are, as a film, it is also highly entertaining and watchable. 

It may be very lightweight in contrast to the Shaw Brothers previous offerings, but that, along with the Cantonese dubbing, made it even more worthwhile for me. 





Final Verdict

Five Superfighters is, in many ways super, and more so through the incredible kung fu scenes. Highly recommended. 



Overall:


Retro Review: The Mighty Ducks (1992)

The Mighty Ducks
1992
Cast: Emilio Estevez, Joss Ackland, Lane Smith, Joshua Jackson
Genre: Sports Comedy Drama
U.S Box Office Gross: over $50 million 

Plot: A self-centered Minnesota lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team 





'Formulaic Underdog Sports Movie With Great Action, But Bland & All Too Cliched Story'

The Mighty Ducks is a live-action Disney sports comedy film which in contrast to many of its other alternatives is okay in places, somewhat. But as an overall film and compared to its adult counterparts in Wildcats, along with the cheesy music, it's relatively all too cliched and contrived for me to appreciate fully. A cosy and all too safe approach from the land of Mickey Mouse, as the film progresses, there is no sense that The Mighty Ducks could ever advance any further than it did.

Featuring Charlie Sheen's brother, Emilio Estevez and a pre- adolescent Joshua Jackson, who later found fame on Dawson's Creek as one of the young players in the squad, The Mighty Ducks is the type of film I enjoyed as a teen back in the early 1990s, but in revisiting it, I have to say that for me anyway, the things I found cringing and juvenile today were stuff I completely overlooked as an 11/12-year-old at the time in 1992. As I was so caught up with the rest of the film. 

Gordon Bombay is a former, one-time junior ice hockey star who grew up to become a hot-shot yet arrogant lawyer. After Bombay is sent packing by his boss, he is later arrested for drink-driving in Minnesota. As punishment, he is forced to spend his community sentence by serving as a hockey coach to a team of inner- city kids and turning them from zeroes to heroes. Gordon is still haunted by past memories of missing the final shot in a championship peewee hockey match, with his then- coach berating him relentlessly for it. Who also turns out to be Gordon's adversary for the Mighty Ducks. Strangely, for a kids film, its emphasis is on an adult character trying to be a consummate adult and professional that he tries to be.

I couldn't take Emilo seriously as the lead: he doesn't strike me as someone who could pass up as a star that could attract large audiences, and that along with the film being a tad overlong with the middle sagging - only to pick things up in the last third, The Mighty Ducks would have benefited from having actors and performances that entice this film in being fully entertaining from beginning to end. Wildcats worked because the script was interesting and Goldie Hawn convinced as the coach of struggling football jocks.

But here, it just never materialised and coming off the back of flops in Young Guns II, Men At Work & Freejack during the early 1990s, The Mighty Ducks and the third film in the series hardly did wonders for Estavez's career.

The only memorable scenes are the hockey scenes and the match itself; everything else is relative and forgotten about. The young characters are as cliched and stereotypical as one expects, especially in a Disney film - and yet we don't get to learn or find out more about them as individuals and their individual personalities.

Almost all of these kids are now adults in their early 30s to early 40s including Joshua Jackson, Jussie Smollett, who is on the Fox TV show, Empire and later on SNL's Kenan Thompson, which is sometimes hard to believe given this film is over 20 years old and time has flown by quickly. Joshua is okay and doesn't overact in contrast to some of the other child actors here. 

Like all sports-based movies, the level of predictability is high and as expected with the underdog prevailing in the end. The human interest story aspect, as well told as it is, is somewhat tepid also. The screenplay lacks real sharpness and is flimsy to the core with some juvenile scenes, but hey, this is a Disney film after all. 

The movie's success led to 2 sequels and a spin-off Saturday Morning cartoon series in Mighty Ducks, 4 years later on the Disney channel - which was completely unrelated to the original film and features anthropomorphic ducks as the main characters, in place of human characters of the Mighty Ducks movies, playing ice hockey and defeating Dragaunus. 





Final Verdict:

Those who don't mind formulaic movies and sports movies are likely to enjoy this, although the teens will be more than happy to lap it up. But for the hockey scenes, the story is so bland and not entertaining or appealing enough to retain my attention. Along with forgettable and underdeveloped characters and performances, a far too cliched and inoffensive story where one knows where it is heading, The Mighty Ducks is an underdog tale that has been told so many times, before and after.

The film's selling point is the hockey scenes and they are, by far, the best thing from it. 

Only the director of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures should have been capable of tweaking the story & made it far less predictable, but he didn't do that and for that, The Mighty Ducks falls short and plus, it is very undemanding also. 


Overall:


Friday, 14 July 2017

Mini Review: The King Of Fighters (2010) #badmovies

The King Of Fighters
2010
Science Fiction Martial Arts 





Horrible unfaithful live-action film based on the popular fighting game series, The King of Fighters by SNK Playmore directed by Fist of Legend director, Gordon Chan. Characters are transported to other dimensions by evil powers and have to fight their way to survival. White actor Sean Farris who was in Never Back Down is in this one playing Japanese hero, Kyo Kusanagi. Yep, a White guy playing a Japanese Asian character and proof that Scarlett Johansson as the Major in Ghost In The Shell was not a one-off or first, in terms of White-washing in Hollywood movies and that The King of Fighters was guilty of this offence too. Choreographed fight scenes are just too silly to be convincing, story is terrible, camera work and dialogue are both bad, the film is as dumb as Dead Or Alive and the use of special effects is a bit too much. None of the actors as their characters resemble their video game counterparts, one bit.


Is It Worth Seeing?

One of the worst video game movies I've seen that is up there with Super Mario Bros, Dead or Alive and is probably worst than Streetfighter, as it looks even more ridiculous & is more absurd by comparison. I don't know how on earth Gordon Chan messed this one up. 


Thursday, 13 July 2017

Retro Review: Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

Jungle 2 Jungle
1997
Cast: Tim Allen, Martin Short, Sam Huntington, JoBeth Williams, Lolita Davidovich
Genre: Comedy
U.S Box Office Gross: over $59 million 

Plot: A man learns he has a 13-yr-old son who was raised in the jungle and brings the boy to New York City, turning his life upside down in the process






'Hardly A Rumble In The Jungle'

Released nine months before the live-action remake of The Absent-minded Professor in the shape of Flubber, Disney was also responsible for this remake of the French movie, 'Un Indien Dans Le Ville', translated as 'Little Indian, Big City'. Starring comedian and Home Improvement and Toy Story's Tim Allen, 1997's Jungle 2 Jungle was another one of Disney's live-action offerings following on from the likes of the 101 Dalmations, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, The Mighty Ducks and Hocas Pocas. Even though I've yet to see the original film, what I do realise that as I was watching this movie, Jungle 2 Jungle was literally absent of wit, genuine humour and that it is downright....bad. 

A Wall Street stockbroker named Michael Cromwell goes to a South American island to finalise/tie up loose ends with his divorce and soon finds out he has a son, Mimi by his soon-to-be ex-wife and local tribes for the past 12 years. Once Michael and his son are back in the city, Michael attempts to adopt Mimi.

I mean, from what I perceive of this film, it's like a version of Coming to America meets native tribe boy, with the fish-out-of-water theme with a hint of Tarzan yet without the charm, hilarity and likeability of the characters.

The casting is not so great, with Tim Allen & Martin Short coasting through the material without much spontaneity and added enjoyment and the actor playing Mimi didn't impress me very much. The actors just don't work well together and the script is not the least bit interesting or entertaining enough. But for Mary PoppinsFlubber, Hocas Pocus, Cool Runnings, D2: The Mighty Ducks, Disney always had and still have this tendency to produce and release such mediocre and poor live-action films, in addition to their direct-to-DVD animated efforts. & Jungle 2 Jungle is no exception.

The plot itself is not very engaging and its conception and direction is so ponderous and also so boring. The title of the movie implies that the jungle is the jungle, but also New York City is a jungle in itself also. 

The dart gun into the cat thing wasn't as amusing as I'd thought it would be and alas, the comedy and humour were completely flat and not effective at all.

I also personally thought that Tim Allen was not the ideal choice for the main role; seeing him here, he lacks the charisma and screen presence to really bring his character to life - that and he is too deadpan and in the hands of say, either, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey or perhaps Mike Myers, who is most known to audiences for Austin Powers, they would have brought out more of that energy and wackiness that Tim Allen lacks and of which a comedy film of this nature needs. 

What also damns this film is the distinct lack of physical comedy; the so-called humour here arises from unfunny scenarios and dialogue, poor and unamusing slapstick and characters crashing into things. There are cheap shots aimed at gay people in the fashion industry, as well as a needless subplot involving Martin Short's character selling coffee to the Russian Mafia. 

The original film wasn't well received and it did badly back in 1995, and with that in mind, Disney should have taken note of this. Then again, with better and funnier writing, a better and funnier male lead than Tim Allen and more slapstick and physical comedy, Jungle 2 Jungle would have been better. 





Final Verdict:

With former SNL member Martin Short failing to ensue hilarity and the movie lacking in moments of hilarity, along with a star lead who doesn't possess the energetic presence to lift this movie in Tim Allen, Jungle 2 Jungle is a Disney box office bomb of a family film - not in terms of its financial success, but a bomb as a comedy, as it is neither funny, witty or charming enough.  

Plain and simple, though the sentimentality wasn't overdone, this effort was truly bad and the story was stale and not very entertaining. 

By offering very few surprises, Jungle 2 Jungle was a movie that was difficult and too weak to get excited for. 



Overall:



Wednesday, 12 July 2017

Mini Retro Review: A Family Affair (1984) #badmovies #Hongkongcinema

A Family Affair (Cyun Caa Feok)
1984
Genre: Comedy Drama

Hong Kong comedy about two children who try to reunite their parents, who are separated due to personality clashes. This film would have been more tolerable and bearable, had it not been for the irritating little boy, whose antics and big mouth will drive you up the wall. That, and he drags this film down, a great deal with his whining and clowning around. Too much ''Tommy!!'' and ''Mummy'' uttered way too many times. The film itself doesn't have much to offer in terms of story and but for the scenes between the divorced parents, the melodrama is way over the top. It's a shame, as otherwise, I would have enjoyed this more. But instead, I got so annoyed with it.






Is It Worth Seeing?

Not completely terrible by any stretch of the imagination; it should have been better with less sappy nonsense and the less I could have done with the little boy, the better. 



Overall:


Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Retro Review: Les Fugitifs (1986)

Les Fugitifs (The Fugitives)
1986
Cast: Gerard Depardieu, Pierre Richard, Anais Bret, Maurice Barrier
Genre: Comedy

Plot: Coming out from jail, Lucas has decided to change his life and behave like a good citizen. But when he is taken hostage in a bank by a hair-brained robber, no cops can believe he is not part of the action 






'Watchable French Comedy That Needed More Physical Humour'

The third Francis Veber comedy collaboration starring the duo of Gerard Depardieu and Pierre Richard following on from Les Comperes (Com Dads, later remade as Fathers' Day in the U.S & released in 1997) and La Chevre (Knock On Wood), 1986's Les Fugitifs was later remade in America as Three Fugitives starring Martin Short and Nick Nolte, 3 years after the original movie came out. I wasn't particularly fond of Three Fugitives, due to the insufficient performances given by the leads. So in sitting down to watch Les Fugitifs, I didn't have high hopes for this one and expectations were kept to a low.

But thankfully, the original film wasn't too bad. 

Armed robber Lucas has just stepped out of jail, after serving time and he has decided he wants to go straight and to give up crime for good. But his limits and patience are severely tested when he finds himself embroiled in someone else's robbery. A cop assumes the two are working together and he tracks the pair of them down. There is also a third fugitive in the shape of a little girl, who is the daughter of the robber played by Pierre Richard and hasn't spoken a word since her mother died. 

Surprisingly, and to some extent, I found Les Fugitifs to be okay and whilst it wasn't the over-the-top, wacky French farce I'd come to expect, it was still watchable. The film is almost in the same vein as Les Compares in its tone and at times, it is witty, cutesy, courtesy of the little French girl and Depardieu's interactions with her, which were at times, very sweet. The screenplay by Veber is well-written, witty, whilst it could have been a bit more potent and it also needed more of that comedy, especially physical comedy. Pierre Richard is like the French equivalent of Gene Wilder: he has the similar shaggy perm and frame as Wilder. 

Les Fugitifs is interesting in some ways, but the main theme is about doing the right thing and trying to do good and that how one person's actions can affect and destroy other people's lives. Particularly those of a little girl. 





Final Verdict:

It wasn't as grand and amazing as I'd hoped it would be, but it does have some nice moments and it did make me smile at times. I just wished the story really pulled me into the film, that it had more comedy and it got me wanting to love it. 

But Les Fugitifs is not bad at all and the performances were good. And I'd take this over that remake, Three Fugitives



Overall:

Monday, 10 July 2017

Retro Movie Review: August Rush (2007) #RobinWilliams

August Rush
2007
Cast: Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Terence Howard, Robin Williams 
Genre: Drama
U.S Box Office Gross: over $65 million

Plot: A drama with fairy tale elements, where an orphaned musical prodigy uses his gift as a clue to finding his birth parents







'A Mind-numbing Bore'

Sentimental schmaltz with not so memorable music and a forgettable story, August Rush, quite frankly, is not only a tepid and bland drama that doesn't do much to lift people's spirits, but as a Robin Williams film itself, it is another offering from the 2000s that comes nowhere close to Good Morning, Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Awakenings, The Fisher King and Good Will Hunting of the 1980s and 1990s in terms of performances. 

Up until now, Toys had reigned for me as one of my least favourite movies starring/featuring Robin Williams, but that title is overtaken by August Rush. Alas, August Rush is, sadly, another post - 2000s mediocre film from this particular decade of performances of Williams. 

A young boy deprived of his 'destiny', whatever that may be and his misadventures, whilst following the music. Whatever that journey entails. There is also a sub-story with a woman having a fling with an Irish guy, she becomes pregnant, child grows up in an orphanage and he goes to lengths to reconnect with his parents. 

Whenever the musical performances came on, I completely zoned out; the songs aren't great, are occasionally cringing and not memorable. It was a cheese fest. The dialogue is so boring to sit through, and as much as we can say Terrence Howard and Robin Williams were both miscast, with better and less sappy material on hand, it would have elevated their performances. A movie about music should be inviting and interesting to watch, but here it is conceived in such a tepid and dreary way. 

The story arcs barely makes any sense - two musicians fall in love, that they could never find each other, a baby is born and sent to an orphanage without the mother's consent - and the child protagonist, for me anyhow, is virtually unrelatable and the faux angst becomes nauseating. It's startling to think that for some people by throwing in a cute kid, Robin Williams and an idea for a good film, they assume that equates to a good movie. It doesn't. Fans of TV show Ugly Betty will recognise Becki Newton as Jennifer in a supporting role. Keri Russell and Jonathan Rhys Meyers lack real chemistry for me to buy them as a couple.

As for Williams, he, as Wizard Rush, appears at the post 30 min mark: he shouts, but in all honesty, I wasn't a fan of his character, who came off as being unsympathetic, a grouchy douche-bag who hoards missing and orphaned children as part of a money making scheme. & I just don't know what to make of his cowboy look and the hooped earrings he had on. And though he does turn on the charm and becomes likeable, as Wizard he didn't leave much of an impression on me. It is not by any means Robin's best performance; it's not outright terrible, but as much as I think he can play any protagonist role, this one just didn't do it for me. He has his critics and yes, he is one of those stars you either love or loathe; as a fan, I love most of his work, but with August Rush, it was a role that was a tad far-fetched. I wasn't fooled by the inclusion of Robin Williams, despite his energy (although I should also add it was a bit too over-the-top at times) it doesn't matter how big a name he was - the film has to make me smile, care for the characters, make me enjoy the film. August Rush didn't do that. I felt nothing for them.

The film could have done with more realism and without the fantasy-like elements, and though the emotional impact is felt in some scenes, this is also taken away because of the sentimentality and schmaltz that is heavy - laden and preachy that dilutes the film. And the power of music reuniting his parents, in the end, is a bit far-fetched - and I'm not trying to sound cynical or bitter to appreciate what the filmmakers were doing here; but it is more like that their execution implies they were way over themselves; that they were trying to be more ambitious. Yet whatever it was, the over sentimental, syrupy tone the movie evoked was a huge blight on August Rush. & I didn't buy an ounce of it because it was so incredibly cornball-like. 

Lest of all, I just couldn't connect with the film, or any of its characters, especially the boy August/Evan, whereby Freddie Rushmore's turn is one-note-ish and pedestrian with little range. August is a child character who isn't annoying for the sake of being annoying - he is a character where nothing about him conveys that he seems real, never mind genuine. 

& the ending was too mawkish for my tastes.





Summary 

Pros +

- Looks nice 



Cons


- Is overly sentimental & cheesy

- Boring, Insipid and uninspired story
- Songs were not great to be honest 
- The suspension of disbelief was too high
- Just couldn't connect with any of the characters and their story arcs


Final Verdict:

Do not be fooled by the IMDb over 7 score: I know I wasn't. This is mind-numbing, sleep-inducing cringe and a total bore with a story that didn't make an impression on me. But for a few chase sequences, August Rush is profoundly mediocre in its execution and despite its Oliver Twist, Peter Pan and other fairy tale influences, its supposed charm masks how dreary August Rush is. 
Over time, it has become forgettable and hardly anyone talks about it, and especially in terms of it being a Robin Williams film, which is no surprise to myself. 

Dead Poets Society, The World According to Garp, Good Will Hunting, The Fisher King - yes, they are talked about by fans, but this movie, August Rush, it's not. 

I don't doubt that music itself, can touch people's hearts in so many ways, as well as their souls, yet despite its good intentions, it's just too bad with a bit more effort in making the story entertaining and with less reliance on the sentimentality, not only would August Rush been a lot more believable, it would have also made it far more watchable. 


Instead, what is construed as soulful, is in fact, soulless and a sheer bore. & a waste of Robin Williams talents. Robin's career in the 2000s was a mere shadow of the global success and fame he had with Mork & Mindy and his movie career of the 1980s and 1990s - and the films he had starred or appeared in right after One Hour Photo and Insomnia, have been mostly dreadful, in my opinion. 


With offerings such as 2007's August Rush that for me, affirms that very notion. 



Overall:


Saturday, 8 July 2017

Mini Retro Review: Gloria (1999) #badmovies

Gloria
1999
Crime Drama Thriller 




A film that nobody asked for it to be remade and should never have been given the go-ahead to do so, Sidney Lumet's version of Gloria is further proof why most movie remakes are bad and thus, do not stand up to the original. Devoid of the essence that made 1980s Gloria great, this thriller had little to no effect on me and I didn't feel a single thing for it. It is, unnecessary, inadequate and misplaced. Film follows the same routine, kid's family is murdered by some mobsters, blah, blah, blah. No real tension or grittiness felt, no thrills and the synergy between Stone and the boy just wasn't there, unlike the original. The story is lifeless with hardly any scenes that excited me, it felt like the director was regurgitating the same stuff in the original - that, and the tone was so 'off', I didn't like it. The writer added in F-words to make up for the lack of tension, which didn't work. Sharon Stone's Brooklyn accent sounds weird when she speaks and her turn was as if it was an imitation of Geena Rowlands character, moreso than as a character in her own right, and the actor playing the boy was uninspired and lacked believability. It was nowhere as good as John Adames performance. 


Is It Worth Seeing? 

I'd skip this and stick with the original thanks. 


Overall:

Thursday, 6 July 2017

Retro Review: Gloria (1980)

Gloria
1980
Cast: Gena Rowlands, Julie Carmen, Buck Henry, John Adames
Genre: Crime Thriller
U.S Box Office Gross: over $4 million

Plot: When a young boy's family is killed by the mob, their tough neighbour Gloria becomes his reluctant guardian. In possession of a book the gangsters want, the pair go on the run in New York 






'Glorious Gloria'

My first John Cassavetes movie, Gloria is an offering where in which I wasn't expecting such an emotional rollercoaster of a ride, which it offers. It is also one that delves deep into the relationship between Gloria and a young Puerto Rican 6-year-old in Phil: Gloria turned out to be an unlikely story involving a grown up adult and a little boy, both of whom realise they need each other, much more than they thought they would. Gloria was also later remade in 1999 with Sharon Stone as the title character, which wasn't too well received by fans of this 1980 original. 

A low-class accountant for a mob in Jackson is soon targeted, with the mafia on his and his family's trail, they are after the book, which ends up in the hands of their son, Phil (who knows information regarding the mob who gunned down his family) & Gloria, right after the mafia assassinate his family. Now orphan Phil then goes on the run with Gloria who has ties to the mafia. Mob boss Tony is under no illusions on what he has to do - and he doesn't care if they get killed, so long as he has that book.

Gloria is a badass: she is tough, sassy, she has a don't-mess-with-me attitude, she shoots the bad guys in a car, they crash.

At first, Gloria hates kids and doesn't want anything to do with them, but soon she finds herself enthrust with that responsibility and is compelled to look after Phil and to raise him as if he were her own son. Phil is irritating, talkative, but also vulnerable and endearing also and even though a lot of people will find him annoying and feel annoyed by John Adames precocious cute-looking character and performance, for me anyhow, it was a natural performance and in neither way did it come off as forced or exaggerated. He was 6 years of age, what did the critics who took a disliking to him, expect? Child characters in films and TV shows have a tendency to rub people up the wrong way, but I didn't have a problem with this one. He also holds his own with Gena Rowlands. Phil even manages to confusedly flirt with Gloria, with her resisting. I found this part to be not as disturbing, nor did I perceive it in a sexual sense, but rather nice and innocent to see that interaction and bond developing with those characters. It's also an adult/child relationship that isn't as typically cliched and follows in somewhat unconventional ways, which was later mirrored in films such as Luc Besson's LEON and Man On Fire.

Although Gloria barely engages in open moments of affection, up until the final scene towards the end; for Phil, at first, he does cast some reservations towards her but at the same time, he knows for certain she is the only person he can rely on and trust to keep him alive. Gloria is his protector, but also his mother, sister, grandmother all rolled into one. As well as existing as a type of platonic love. Gena Rowland's character is complex; she isn't one to bend over backwards, but that also she can be very loving when she wants to be. Some people may not like the ending: I thought it was an interesting way to end the film with and seeing it transcend from a crime film towards a paternal or patriarchal mother/child love thing, was very novel.  

With Gloria, it was arguably the first when it came to adult/child crime dramas & Cassavetes infuses it with a paternal instinct bond, as well as a warmth and emotional quality that isn't treacly or sappy. At over 2 hours, the story does have a few lull moments, and still the chase scenes and Gloria gaining Phil, losing him and gaining him again, create some level of excitement and intrigue. The cinematography and shots of different parts of New York City give it that somewhat raw inner city extract when Gloria and Phil go on the run.

The film is gritty and hard-hitting in places, but also it is not overly or brimming with violence and there is less foul language; it's a PG-13 gangster based crime movie that young people can take to.






Final Verdict:

By avoiding the comical route and have it operate as a standard serial drama, Cassavetes take on the odd couple theme with the young child and older adult evolves naturally, one step at a time. & with that, Gloria, despite its commercial intentions set out by Cassavertes, is a slice of pure avant-garde magic.

With great performances and it is undeniably one of the best films of 1980, but also from the 1980s as well. 



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